Newly Unburdened, or is That “UnBidened?” and A Range Card Instructional (IMPORTANT!)

A Useful DotMil Instructional

Greetings and Salutations!
“May you live in interesting times!”
I’d have to say we got that going on in spades these days. Lots of info flying around about the Joetato deciding to ‘step back’ from the Re(s)election, so much so as to leave everyone wondering just how this happened when less than 24 hours go, the Pretender to the Glorious and Harmonious P&PBUH (Plus 10%) Orifice of The (p)Resident, The Dementor-in-Chief, Emperor Poopypants the First, Chief Executive of the Kidsmeller Pursuivant, Good Ole Slo Xi-Den was so absolutely adamant that he wasn’t going anywhere, anytime soon…

To paraphrase Captain Willard again: “The bullshit piled up so high in Vietnam Democrat Politics, you needed wings to stay above it!”

The best take I’ve seen on it?